The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.

[suspectmonkey]

Shoe shopping with the girlfriend tomorrow...

...normally that wouldnt be my ideal weekend activity, but the shoes in question are trail shoes and I'm the one hopefully doing the buying

[RedLeader]

I never took as much abuse as when the wife realised I was more interested in bags and shoes than she was

[suspectmonkey]

I never took as much abuse as when the wife realised I was more interested in bags and shoes than she was

Hahahaha   Never thought about it like that...

[emmadilemma]

Ahh, it's Friday again... Drinkies ahoy!

Anyone doing anything fun and outdoorsy this weekend? Think I'm walking Bangor to Donaghadee for Ice Cream and perchance, having a few beers.

I walked to the offy and got sum vodka...that was outdoors!

[RedLeader]

Woohoo, Friday again!

[RedLeader]

Rotten weather  Just thought I'd say it, I know everyone's thinking it. Well apart from whitewater canoeists...

[666_pack]

I'm off to the pub after work

[Kirth]

Me and my mates went to the cloth ear last night it was 2 for 1 on pints. At one stage there was 58 pints on the table!

[billy backpack]

58 pints ..... PURE GREED

[MG1]

Sounds like a good nite.

[RedLeader]

Nothing wrong with that. Well, not if there's 58 or 59 people there

Me and my mates went to the cloth ear last night it was 2 for 1 on pints. At one stage there was 58 pints on the table!

[RedLeader]

The boozer has been a bit quiet, has no-one any craic.

I'll liven the place up a bit.

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"

It's the way I tell'em!

[Scribble]

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

[RedLeader]

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

[666_pack]

4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel
the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"

The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French twat again"