The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.

[RedLeader]

tarp and bivi will be totally fine in donard wood. wish was going too....but there's always next time...best of luck mate 

Not to worry, I'd hope we'll squeeze a few more in before Chrimble.

[MG1]

Yeah i'm getting that need for wild camp and a fire. You should def watch Dog soldiers before you go just to add to the tension. Big crazy dogs killing people, i love that film.

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Yeah i'm getting that need for wild camp and a fire. You should def watch Dog soldiers before you go just to add to the tension. Big crazy dogs killing people, i love that film.

I love the bit where the guy is holding his guts in like it's just a flesh wound kinda like the black knight in Monty Pythons "holy grail"




King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

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I love that movie

how about these great quotes!

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?



Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

[chris]

what is the average speed of a fully ladden swallow!?

[b0ogaloo]

African or Asian ?


Andy

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Max goes to India, a blog about a young man's travels in the grauniad. Scroll down to read the comments like

we don't hate you because you're young, we just mock you because you're crap. It's not your fault, of course, you're just too young to know how truly crap this particular crap is, at every level. You will one day, and you will wince.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/blog/2008/feb/14/skinsblog

[RedLeader]

Thank God it's Friday

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yep I off to an evening with Mike Tyson tonight

[RedLeader]

yep I off to an evening with Mike Tyson tonight

He's a prune. Don't be giving him any money. Stay at home and watch Nikolay Valuev vs David Haye instead - it should be a larf.

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yep I off to an evening with Mike Tyson tonight

He's a prune. Don't be giving him any money. Stay at home and watch Nikolay Valuev vs David Haye instead - it should be a larf.

I was just talking about that that russian guy is bloody huge

He's a prune. Don't be giving him any money MG1 paid for the tickets..............it should be good craic maybe I can get a sneaky dig in.

[MG1]

Mike Tyson has cancelled he needs more than a dig

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  IT'S FRIDAY

[RedLeader]

Thank God. I can smell the beer already.

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