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666_pack

#270
February 15, 2011, 09:26:08 PM
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

Kayakgirl

#271
February 15, 2011, 10:09:05 PM
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better



Stress dissolves when exposed to water..

sjh1

#272
February 15, 2011, 10:10:10 PM
 :D

That's great. have saved it, will no doubt come in useful.

Edit: the Gandalf/shitstorm pic I mean
What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet.

... from 'Inversnaid' by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

666_pack

#273
February 15, 2011, 10:20:46 PM Last Edit: February 16, 2011, 10:00:38 AM by 666_pack
since we like a bit of balance here so "uncle Ray".

???
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

sjh1

#274
February 15, 2011, 10:24:30 PM
Haha, nice going Ray

OK I feel a bit bad here cos there's only one girl to defend herself but I think this is funny...

What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet.

... from 'Inversnaid' by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

Kayakgirl

#275
February 15, 2011, 10:27:56 PM
Hilarious!


Stress dissolves when exposed to water..

666_pack

#276
February 15, 2011, 10:31:46 PM
keep them coming people!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

Kayakgirl

#277
February 15, 2011, 10:37:50 PM
My last one..


Stress dissolves when exposed to water..

Scribble

#278
February 15, 2011, 10:41:24 PM
Quote from: Shamara on February 15, 2011, 10:09:05 PM
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better



Excellent  :D
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Samm

#279
February 15, 2011, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: Shamara on February 15, 2011, 10:37:50 PM
My last one..

Thanks for sticking up for the female side of the house Shamara.  Good job!

Scribble

#280
February 15, 2011, 10:47:46 PM

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

666_pack

#281
February 15, 2011, 11:16:58 PM
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

Samm

#283
February 18, 2011, 12:14:51 AM
Well I never got round to doing the zombie apocalypse playlist, but hopefully this will do instead......

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how

RedLeader

#284
February 18, 2011, 01:28:00 PM
My turn
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