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LandyLiam

#570
May 19, 2011, 09:15:54 PM
exams tomorrow so staying off the sauce tonight, suppose i should be off the computer as well but i'm just loading one of those interactive cds for some tuition, anything to avoid looking at a book  ;D
think outside, no box required

666_pack

#571
May 19, 2011, 09:17:41 PM
nothing like last minute laim.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

LandyLiam

#572
May 19, 2011, 09:43:47 PM
damn  >:( cd won't run on xp, time to get the books out, i'll be in the boozer tomorrow night, celebrating hopefully  ;D
think outside, no box required

whoRya

#573
May 20, 2011, 12:02:30 AM
I thought there was maybe a late licence here.  Seems like I've missed last orders.
"Not all those who wander are lost."

666_pack

#574
May 21, 2011, 08:43:51 PM
Just had a BBQ in the rain! And got everyone fed. epic win!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

MG1

#576
May 21, 2011, 10:41:03 PM
Anyone watching the Degale and Groves fight?
If you die with all your parts working your not trying hard enough!

LandyLiam

#577
May 22, 2011, 12:20:14 AM
just you  :D
think outside, no box required

Scribble

#578
May 22, 2011, 05:24:45 PM
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

RedLeader

#579
May 23, 2011, 06:55:46 PM

LandyLiam

#580
May 23, 2011, 08:25:12 PM
think outside, no box required

Scribble

#581
May 23, 2011, 09:22:36 PM
Trying to upload from my phone so prob won't work

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

666_pack

#582
May 23, 2011, 10:58:24 PM
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FUN

Scribble

#583
May 24, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
 
 

 Dear Mr. Cameron,
 
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.
 
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
 
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
 
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
 
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
 
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
 
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
 
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
 
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
 
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
 
It can't get any easier than that!
 
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
 
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
 
 Also........... 
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
 
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
 
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
 
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
 
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
 
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
 
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
 
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
 
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
 
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
 
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
 
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
 
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.  Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
 
Think about this (more points of contention):
 
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
 
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

surfnscenic

#584
May 24, 2011, 09:04:58 PM
Love it.  So bloody accurate and true.  Therefore because it's so simple it'll be dismissed.

Isn't it a messed up place?

What'ill be?  A pint or a half 'un?
Every carrot has a tunnel at the light end of the stick.
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