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Belfastman1958

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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #180 on: August 16, 2010 »
A blonde was asked, “If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like to have with you?”

“I’d like to have my Uncle Mick”, she replies.

“Oh?” asks the questioner, “Why’s that?”

The blonde replies, “Well. He owns a boat!!!”
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #181 on: August 19, 2010 »
Man hires chinese private dective Chen Lee to watch his wife. A few days later he gets this report:

Most honerable sir,
I watch house.
You leave house.
He come to house.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she go hotel.
I climb tree and look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip.
She strip.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall out of tree.
I not see.
No fee.
Chen Lee.
Weely Sollee.
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #182 on: August 28, 2010 »
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #183 on: August 28, 2010 »
I get a giggle from this one


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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #184 on: August 30, 2010 »
made me laugh

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa5hgx_wedding-fail_fun#from=embed.......

there will be more, be warned :P
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #185 on: August 30, 2010 »
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #186 on: November 07, 2010 »
Quote from: RedLeader on August 27, 2009
Starting early with the hard stuff. Grand plan..

So who's glad to see the bag'o'dung that is Big Brother getting cancelled in 2011.

im sad about that.
i do really like it.

om sure they will reconsider.
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #187 on: November 07, 2010 »
The Apprentice is the thinking man's Big Brother ;)
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darren

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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #188 on: November 08, 2010 »
Quote from: andy on August 12, 2010
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

thats a bit harsh mate :o
how is the x box. :D

this is something id love to go to.
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #189 on: November 08, 2010 »
In a recent survey six out of seven dwarves said they weren't happy.
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« Reply #190 on: November 08, 2010 »
Interesting Human Body Facts- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.- Women blink twice as much as men.- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.***

You looked at your thumb... Didn't you? :-*
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #191 on: November 08, 2010 »
Lol, you've been spending too much time in Wikipedia.

Incidentally, I hate, hate, hate all reality TV. I'm not a grumpy old bugger who hates all the stuff young'uns like, I just don't see the point in spending lots of time watching what other people are doing. When they introduce something to make it actually interesting I'll start watching, for instance, I noticed in the news that one of the XFactor contestants turned out to be in the country illegally - discounting her personal situation, I realised how they can make these shit reality TV programmes worth watching - give the winner a nice big prize worth playing for but deport everyone who doesn't win. That way reality TV becomes interesting and at the same time we rid the country of these plonkers who think getting your face in Now magazine because you've been sick outside a nightclub is a career!!!


Quote from: andy on November 08, 2010
Interesting Human Body Facts- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.- Women blink twice as much as men.- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.***

You looked at your thumb... Didn't you? :-*
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #192 on: November 08, 2010 »
Quote from: andy on November 08, 2010
Interesting Human Body Facts- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.- Women blink twice as much as men.- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.***

You looked at your thumb... Didn't you? :-*
how do you know all this andy.
have you studied human anatomy.
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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #193 on: November 30, 2010 »
This guy rocks  ;D

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Re: The NI-WILD Boozer. Come in and take a load off.
« Reply #194 on: December 01, 2010 »
I went so see "The War of the Worlds" in Belfast great show. Any one else there?
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