NI Wild Xmas Rampage

[Dowser]

Yep, I'll vouch for the fact it's rancid

Nice, I'll have time for a Belgian waffle too 

Myself, RedLeader and Dowser can all vouch for the octopus

I thought it was yummy.  I'm trying to get a really big one to stuff for my Christmas Dinner... Turkey is so last year 



And while were on the subject of Octopus:

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar £50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took £50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another £50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

[RedLeader]

It's like tomorrow night has started already 

And while were on the subject of Octopus:

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar £50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took £50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another £50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

[RedLeader]

Anyone who's coming but doesn't know faces, pm me and I'll send you my mobile number.

[chris]

I signed up but didn't realise its the annual Cotswold Christmas do! So I'll be a no show But I'll maybe give you a text and see if your heading out anywhere after.

[Matthew]

Im out too, it's the drive in cinema at Bloomfields for me tomorrow! Have a good one lads




Matthew

[fourman]

ive got ulster match tomorrow shud be in the market about 4 or 5ish afterwards hope to see you there

[Dowser]

ive got ulster match tomorrow shud be in the market about 4 or 5ish afterwards hope to see you there

Go on ye Bath... Only kiddin' ... Ulster to Win..! Hope you can make it for a few jars and a Hog Burger 

[fourman]

wat times u and jonny gettin there

[RedLeader]

Should be in the beer tent for 7 however, we'll prob our usual 15mins late

[suspectmonkey]

we'll prob our usual 15mins late

Cheeky

[Kayakgirl]

Can't make it now, I am double booked , would rather sup beer with youse than go to a dinner party.. Can't get out of it.. Enjoy guys...

[twentyclicks]

Was a good night of craic and german beer.  I owe a few pints/bucky supplies to the kindly round bringers. 
Hope you guys found a suitable eatery on the way home, seeing as the fine city centre establishments had shunned your business at such a reasonable hour!   

[simon]

Nice to bump into you lot last night! Any later and I'd probably be literally bumping into you ... I got a little unsteady on my feet 

[suspectmonkey]

Yep, was good meeting you fellas!  Was a great night all round, and I'm delighted to say Little Italy was en route back to the car, so we didn't go hungry

Many thanks to our designated driver, she did a fab job as always!

[RedLeader]

Top night guys, the Germans can't half knock out a decent lager. Plus no arrests or injuries which is always a suprise 
Cheers to Kat for driving and putting up with our nonsense (and bad directions) and 6 for manning the pumps!!

Think this is another one to pencil in for next year..