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Kat

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Christmas Jokes!
« on: December 14, 2010 »
What's the difference between a male & a female snowman?

Snow Balls!!  ;D
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Re: Christmas Jokes!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010 »
Ooer missus, setting the tone :D

A woman went into a post office to buy some stamps for her Christmas cards. What denomination do you want asked the lady at the counter. 'Good God!' she replied, Has it come to this? I suppose you'd better give me twenty Catholic and twenty Presbyterian.

Quote from: Kat on December 14, 2010
What's the difference between a male & a female snowman?

Snow Balls!!  ;D
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Re: Christmas Jokes!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010 »
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. ‘Jesus Christ!’ he exclaimed.

Joseph said, "Write that one down Mary; it's better than Wayne!"
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Re: Christmas Jokes!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010 »
Thought it wouldn't be long before you appeared  ::)

Quote from: Dowser on December 15, 2010
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. ‘Jesus Christ!’ he exclaimed.

Joseph said, "Write that one down Mary; it's better than Wayne!"

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Re: Christmas Jokes!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010 »
two snowmen are standing in a field, one says to the other "can you smell carrots "
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