We used to run caption compos, once I saw the photo below I knew it was time for another. Reply with suggestions.
(http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd496/landyliam/2011/20110417%20mudmadness/P1020842Small.jpg)
"i hope he doesn't use this pic for the caption competition" ;D
Don't stand behind cows when they lift their tail ...
"Is it me or this Grecian 2000 a bit messy"
This camoflage cream is a sod to get off.
"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
(http://mystuffspace.com/graphic/the-incredible-hulk-1.jpg)
"they said they'd get me sh1tfaced but i wasn't expecting this"
"Have I got something on my face?"
Yes ... Bears do sh1t in the woods
When they asked for a pet sitter they didnt mention "Elephant sitting"
(http://www.scrup.com.au/images/elephantpoo.jpg)
I really hate this job :(
"Mr Pickles, the Marketing Director was understandably disappointed with the first draft of the new promotional material for Down's new Mobile Spa and Beauty Clinic!"
Rinse, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat....
honestly darling, i wasnt away on a dirty weekend!!
"Ramblers, avoiding showers since 1939"